I cut my stupid finger

Ok...this is a story about the stupid way I cut my stupid finger....or thumb i guess. I was cutting something with these dumb scissors at work, when I realized... Hey! These scissors are filthy! So I started to rub the side of the blade to clean them... Next thing I know, I'm missing a huge chunk of thumb! How dumb is that!

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